I’m going to the dance, and I’m going to have the best fuckin’ time ever. Idgaf if he’s there. Foam fuckin’ party and I’m gonna get ma crunk shit on with Sarah. Bitch can kiss the juiciest part of my ass. *snaps fingers* nobody’s going to stand between me and my happiness.
He’ll go to the school dance alone cause some bitch who probably hates his greasy soul said she’d dance with him for one song, and ignore me. Fuck off omfg. Can I just find one perfect guy who’s gayer than a fuckin’ rainbow for once? Omfg.
satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
(Source: harmonic)
Men:
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
Women
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
Well, not unless you’re Bella Swan
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
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Reblogging for the Bella Swan thing.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHH!!!!
omg bella get your sh!t together
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OMG I JUST DIED
LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO
(Source: sou-fa-mcfly)
